Progressive Protestant writes:
Christians are terrible at marketing. Crest doesn’t advertise its toothpaste with the slogan, “All Colgate-using infidels will lose their teeth for betraying the True Toothpaste.”
And he puts in a good word for The Center for Progressive Christianity, which I’ll second. Now brush your teeth; anything with flouride will do.
Update: And head over to The Right Christians for much more on The Center’s great work.