Exciting news from Japan: According to the Pana Wave Laboratory — what a great cult name! — the earth’s magnetic poles will suddenly reverse tomorrow, causing “cataclysmic earthquakes.” But have no fear. A bearded seal named Tama-chan will save us. Or, if not, the Pana Wave folks — dressed in white — will retreat into their geodesic domes for safety while the rest of us perish. Don’t you just love marginal Japanese religious movements?
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World ends tomorrow!
According to the Pana Wave Laboratory — what a great cult name! — the earth’s magnetic poles will suddenly reverse tomorrow, causing “cataclysmic earthquakes.”